Top 10 Things I Now Find Amusing/Hilarious

10. I don’t have the same clearance when opening a door that swings towards me; I end up hitting my belly every time.

9. Everyone stares at my belly when I go shopping.

8. I can be crabby and get away with it.

7. I can eat what I want and get away with it.

6. Placing a remote on my belly when the baby is kicking and seeing it fly onto the couch.

5. Knowing that men would completely fail at being pregnant.

4. My Pregnancy Water Aerobics Class. Enough said.

3. Shaving in the shower. Thank God no one ever has to see that. Remove mental picture.

2. Walking through tight spaces “sideways” doesn’t have the same outcome it used to.

1. Instead of buying maternity “high cut briefs” I should have just borrowed my grandma’s underwear.